Thursday, December 31, 2009

Top Five Friday: New Years Resolutions

Happy New Year everyone! To ring in the new decade, we have collected 5 resolutions to help you confirm your own.

1.Bobby Flay- I need to be a better person... I need to stop "throwing down".

Bobby Flay

Bobby Flay has always been the all around American asshole but when he started his show "Throwdown! with Bobby Flay", friends were more hesitant than usual.

"I don't know, Bobby," sighed Flay's colleague Guy Fieri, "I really think this makes you sound like a douche."

The show is composed of professional chef/small time celebrity Bobby Flay visiting the kitchens of amateur cooks who believe they are auditioning for a show on Food Network. He asks them what they cook best, what food they pride themselves in, what dreams they have, and he tries to crush them.

Flay was turned down by ESPN for his original pilot "Kickball! with Bobby Flay" in which Bobby Flay plays recess games against 4th graders. Although it is speculated that the network turned down Flay due to the pathetic content, the official reason was due to the injuries of at least seven 9 year olds and one teacher.

When asked about his resolution, Flay threw his arms in the air with a sense of misplaced rebellion. "Fine!" he yelled two notches too loud, "I fuckin' resolve to not being a dick, are you happy?! This party's more boring than Alton's boring-ass science show anyway."

After this statement, Flay continued on to stomp out of the party with a displaced sense of rebellion, knocking over several of Paula Deen's quiches. It should be added that the hosts' dogs ate the quiches off the floor and minutes later suffered severe heart failure.

2.Leona Lewis- I'm gonna get my debts in check.

Leona Lewis

Modern day diva Leona Lewis has admitted that just as 2009 was a difficult year for the nation's economy, her own accounts have been looking a bit dry.

"In 2009, I just kept bleeding love," she chuckled with a noticeable sense of shame, "but you know what, 2010 is a new year and... I've learned from my mistakes."

Lewis plans on not just putting a gauze over her love blood letting but she has hired a top notch accountant to help her along the way. The level headed singer is going to place 50% of the love she earns during 2010 into a love-specific trust account as well as pulling out cold love to spend rather than losing all of her love through love credit and ending up in severe love debt.

"Sure, I've got so much love to give," admitted Lewis, "but I've got all my life to live and.. well you know the rest."

3.Red Skull- I am going to be more honest with you next time I try to kill or not kill Captain America.

Red Skull

Who can forget that less that three years ago, Captain America was put to rest in the Arlington National Cemetery due to a devious plot devised by Red Skull. The plan was relatively simple, have Dr. Faustus plant subconscious suggestions in Sharon Carter's brain, hire Crossbones as a sniper, watch the United States mourn. But in July of last year, journalist Ed Brubaker revealed that Red Skull had not in fact murdered Captain America but had transported him to a place that he couldn't himself find.

"I don't remember ever specifically saying Captain America was dead, you know," confessed Red Skull, nursing a warm Heineken at the Watcher's annual New Year's party. "The whole thing just got out of hand, everyone was like 'oh God, Rogers is dead?!' and who am I to say 'no, ABC news, he's just in some out of synch alternate dimension that I kinda lost', you know."

Skull went on to explain that he understands that even though the media was a bit too quick to jump to their conclusions, he should have been more clear and that the blame is without a doubt on his head and his alone. His 2010 resolution is to hold fast to the truth next time.

"I hate rumors," laughed Red Skull, "but you can only do so much."

4.Shakespeare- The time hath come to rid myself of the black habit.

Shakespeare

It may come as a surprise to most literary fans that William Shakespeare has chosen abstinence as his New Year's resolution. Shakespeare, the author of blockbuster hits such as teen romance Romeo and Juliet and the high octane thriller King Leer, announced his resolution at fellow writer Chris T. Marlowe's gathering.

"Aye, aye, I'll deliver to thee my resolve," stammered a slightly inebriated Shakespeare, "upon the last ink stroke of my next play, may ale never ail again."

Though theatre critics have interpreted Shakespeare's slurs as undoubtably a brilliant reproach from alcohol, close friends of William beg to differ.

"I think it's a bit of shit," laughed actor Richard Burbage, "he says he is to stop drinking upon the completion of his next play Love's Labors Won. I don't think he'll even write it."

When asked about this accusation, Shakespeare merely replied with "tis my right to write." Scholars and high school students alike have been analyzing this since statement since.

5. Nurse Joy- It's time to organize... a union.

Nurse Joy

While most of the attention of New Year's resolutions have centered around celebrities, well known personalities and Bobby Flay, little time has been paid to hard working citizens such as Lavender Town's Nurse Joy.

"I know how hard times are and that we are in a recession but this is an injustice," snarled Nurse Joy, "and the Pokemon hospitalization system cannot just keep paying Nurse Joys minimum wage without benefits!"

"I agree," agreed Nurse Joy from Saffron City, "and 2010 is no better time to start a union."

But not all Nurse Joys share this mentality. Nurse Joy from Pewter City sees unionization a step in the wrong direction.

"I don't know about the other Nurse Joys but this Nurse Joy didn't get into the medical field for the money and to be honest, we need to focus our efforts on making universal health care for Pokemon and Poketrainers whether they can afford it or not. Have you seen how expensive private insurance is for even just a metapod?! It's ridiculous!"

Though the Nurse Joys might not all see this issue in the same light, they all come together over one other new development.

"Starting January 2010, our restraining order kicks in," smiled Nurse Joy from Viridian City enjoying her vacation on Cinnabar Island, "which means that none of us will be seeing anymore of that Brock so... it's going to be a good decade no matter what Pokemon politics go on."



Happy New Year everyone!

Welcome to Daily TurnON!

Hello and welcome to Daily TurnON, a blog dedicated to creative projects ranging from video shorts to short stories to visual art. Starting January 2010, the schedule will be as follows:

Monday- Movie Mondays: movie posters for flicks that should never exist.
Tuesday- Terribly Told Tuesdays: tales from the Terribly Told video blogger
Wednesday- Poetic Waste Wednesdays: utter/atrocious/poetry
Thursday- Three Paragraph Thursdays: Short prose in three paragraphs
Friday- Top Five Fridays: uncanny countdown lists
Saturday- Saturday Sound: audio related segments
Sunday- Sunday Funnies: your weekend comic strips

And every month there will be project festivals, such as the annual 13 Days, 13 Shorts.

If you would like to receive updates as to these festivals or would like to submit to Daily TurnON, please email Omar at Omar.Najam@gmail.com!

Thank you so much for dropping by and we hope you enjoy!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

13 Days, 13 Successes

Hello, I hope everyone's Halloween was fantastic!! I also wanted to thank everyone who wrote and/or read for 13 Days, 13 Shorts. This year's writing festival was the most successful and was nothing short of an absolute joy to read. It is honestly incredible to be surrounded by so many talented people.

From werewolves to killer potatoes, from prose to poetry, everyone had such unique approaches to the run of the mill Halloween topics (except for killer potatoes of course, that one is less Halloween canon and more Goosebumps book reference). I would name names and cite examples of excellence but I would just end up re-posting the shorts because they were all so fun to read.

Again, thank you and maybe we'll all reunite for 10 Days Till Thanksgiving (haha I'm joking, that's a terrible idea).

Have a wonderful November, everyone

13 Days, 13 Shorts: Vampires

And to wrap our 13 day writing festival a poem that touches on one of the hottest Halloween topics by one of our hottest writers.

VAMPIRES by Ben Margalith

They hurt, I didn't expect that.
Of course though, that's what they're built for, to hurt- to hunt.
Sleek Form born from Darkest Function.
My two white stallions seated on their red hill,
Glimmering as they bask in the twinkling curtain-sky
(The heavens themselves peek to witness).
They are themselves- hunger.
Twinned Reapers; Scythes forged for death by death.
Enders which doth mock the meat they feed on.
Ambivalent, Innocent, Elemental Wraiths.
De Leon's well in their summits peaks.
They hurt.

13 Days, 13 Shorts: Zombies pt II

And now for the exciting conclusion to Imran's short about zombies!

“The Year is 2015. Date: August 6th…” Master Sergeant Torres sat on a creaking weapons crate as he began typing his data log entry. He grumbled to himself as he typed in “Sergeant Major Harper. KIA.”

“Technically he ain’t killed in action sir.” Torres looked behind him to see Corporal McLain snap into a salute.

“Well, there ain’t any other goddamn thing to put. He got bit, and he told us to kill him. Dismissed.”

McLain let his hand drop to his side. Torres never liked it when one of their own died. Especially when it was an officer. He was the next highest ranking officer, and now he was in charge. His platoon of 37 men had taken refuge in an abandoned newspaper printing center after they had been ambushed by the infected. They had been ordered by the government to test a new “vaccine” after all the previous antidotes had failed, all the platoon knows is that something was living on the inside of that cold metal container they had brought with them and its nickname is “Vampire.”

“We’ve got a wave of drones out there! Suit up!”

One of the privates called through the rusty building causing it to slightly shutter. Torres immediately jumped to his feet followed by McLain.

“I want those Leviathan Antitank Missiles prepped for any Bulldozers, and I wanted them ready 30 seconds ago.”

Torres grabbed a MP-5 as he ordered his soldiers to take defensive positions.

“Red Squad, guard the rear, watch for Crawlers!”

With only 37 men left, he couldn’t be too cautious and he didn’t want anymore casualties.

“Here they are!”

They opened fire on the mindless drones as they ran forward; many were crawling their way up the barricades.

“Fire in the hole!”

The ground rumbled as the fragment grenade blasted the ground around them.

“They’re here! The Crawlers! The-“

Torres whipped his head around to see one of his Specialists fall under the weight of a Crawler, screaming for mercy.

“Get off of him!”

He ran forward and unloaded a full clip into the zombie which fell back writhing in blood. He dragged out his M9 pistol and shot his comrade three times in the head with crisp precision. He made a mental note of the soldier’s death, marked as K.I.A.

“Officer! Behi-“

The rest was a blur as he felt a pain in his back and sailed through the air and hit a metal beam. Officer McLain took the lead.

“Technicians! Prep the box; we’re going to try this new ‘vaccine’!”

Several Private ranked officers ran towards the metal cage and punched a string of codes into the verification control pad. The metal door slid off with a clang and the men seemed to cower behind their guns for fear of what behind there. The man was a blur as he leapt out from the inside of the crate and onto the back of Bulldozer. He bit into the zombie’s neck and it slumped to the ground, a pool of blood oozing from the bite marks. “Vampire” then looked up at the army men, teeth bared, hissing. Master Sergeant Torres got up from the rubble he had fallen in and walked up to the so called “vaccine.”

“So, you’re our guy, huh?”

He held out his hand to shake the others.

“I am experiment #177. The government has injected me with a serum that can counteract most zombie infections and infectious materials. Please to meet you.”



He took Torres’s hand and shook it vigorously. Torres dropped his hand and continued.

“So the government finally made something that can clean up their own mess? Maybe we shouldn’t trust them anymore. Anyways you saved our hide.”

“It’s my job.”

Torres nodded.

“Blue Team, I want you to salvage and scrounge all weapons and ammo you can find. Yellow One: count the diseased and mark it in the log.”

He turned to his new ally.

“We’ll need you in the front lines; this is going to be a tough battle.”

The “Vampire” nodded stiffly.

--

“Three years have passed since then.”

Torres spoke to the camera.

“We made a beautiful stand with the aid of a new weapon. The ‘Vaccine.’ But it was bittersweet. We lost many men, and they made a counter attack on Experiment #177, codename “Vampire.” I am now Command Sergeant Major, but none of that matters. The government has fallen. Our hope for humanity has fallen. If you are out there, anywhere, hear me out. No- *ksh* Nowhere is safe.”

A man holding a guitar picked up the superannuated portable TV. and watched it as he maliciously licked his lips. He asked his colleague, who was wearing a plastic bio suit, how long this video had been playing. They smiled at each other as the words excitedly escaped his lips:

“That has been there for decades!”

Thursday, October 29, 2009

13 Days 13 Shorts: Gnomes

We're getting pretty close to the conclusion of 13 Days and I just wanted to send out a pat on the back to everyone who has submitted something and a HUGE thank you to everyone who is keeping up with the festival. For today's late-night feature, we now turn to the topic of gnomes. This writer decided to take the topic and address the Hawaiian version of these mysterious creatures for a most chilling tale. The writer of this piece is in fact my very own mom, so without anymore introduction, here is Marla Najam's suspenseful take on gnomes:

GNOMES by Marla Najam

Clutching the best seller a little tighter, I noted that the Airbus-330 l was flying, lurched once more as it made its final pass over the island airport. Earlier she had predicted that it was not a good day to fly and cried as though she was going to lose me. Caressing the Purple Orchid and fragrant Tube Rose lei my sister had lovingly placed around my neck before we left home, I reflected on her words.
“Aloha sis, she had blessed me, “don’t worry about the omens, you are a well travelled modern girl, all that stuff is for island people, left behind.”
That part was true. Curious things had happed to me as a child; I was prone to sightings and visions. Though highly educated, I was a believer like my mom, and my sister was not, nothing weird ever happened to her. I tried not to think of the rough flight, my mom’s words, as her prediction was haunting me.
Through the dim fog of my thoughts, I suddenly realized that the guy next to me on the window seat was saying something to me….
“Sorry, what….?” I enquired, noticing him for the first time, vaguely aware that he was extending his hand. Why, I wondered desperately had I not noticed him before? What had he said? How long had he been talking to me? Was he aware that today was not a good day to travel, was it the same for him too? Fumbling hard to clear the fog, all I could do was to take his extended calloused hand.
Mistake! Big mistake my brain was screaming! What was it I had just experienced? Was it that the aircraft was suddenly plummeting! Ten, twenty, thirty feet… was it a vision of some event? Or was it really happening?
Please God don’t let me die! Not like this… Not with all the alarms going off, people screaming!
“I hate flying,” the guy next to me was admitting. I was too busy untangling reality from fantasy, prophecy and omen
How come this kind of stuff never happened to my unbeliever sister? Yet I, the globe trotter, the believer was the biggest trouble magnet. I had frequently heard them snicker behind me…… “She must be cursed!”


Chapter 2
“Caleb, My name is Caleb.” The guy by the window was introducing himself.
“Leilani, Dr. Leilani Campbell.” I heard myself reply. Things were calming down a little. The drink carts were out and those with weak bladders were racing down the isle to the restrooms.
“Thank god I am in your good company, should anything go wrong, I mean” The guy next to me was saying, “I hate flights, no travelling in general”
I realized then, that he had misunderstood my title.
“Oh, no, I am not that kind of doctor” I clarified tad irritated. I was still working on processing my vision. He had no idea of my curse, so behave, I chided myself silently. The man- Caleb, was talking to me again, this time asking: so what kind of doctor was I, where was going to, and had I been to San Francisco before? Politely I answered back that I was an anthropologist. I was going to San Francisco State to present a companion lecture of my book, “Superstitions in the Age of Technology.”
Yes I had been to San Francisco several years ago… and recollected in horror, in 1989 the year of the earthquake.
Caleb shared he was returning home, he detested “The City” as he called it, and hated flying/travelling. Everything that could, always went wrong and now this…
Dear God, not another believer? I made a mental note. I knew my vision had to do with him, but what?

Chapter 3
Boxed lunches having been served, devoured, were being recycled. The flight attendants busied setting the tone of calm by dimming the lights. Handing out head sets and blankets, with a smile Barbie like smile that always camouflaged what they really were thinking- “shut up and go to sleep so with any luck, I can nurse my hangover from too much of Waikiki”. I knew all this because “people watching” was my business, and I was good at it.
Politely I refused the headset, I preferred to read. I accepted my blanket with an equally plastic smile and asked for an extra one for the man called Caleb. Offering it to him, I was astonished, that he already had one wrapped around his waist, a little like a grandpa. Weird, how I had not noticed that before. Perhaps it was covered by the table, or simply, I was too preoccupied by the prophecies.
I shushed my talking head and eagerly sank into my book. Through the words I heard the man called Caleb, ask what was the book about, did I mind him talking, Where was I staying and where else was going to visit yada, yada, yada.
Before replying I allowed myself to take a surreptitious look at him to calculate if it was worth the trouble. He didn’t look ‘Ivy League’ but was educated and articulate. His eyes were engaging and mysterious, his jacket was definitely outdated, couldn’t tell what he wore for pants or shoes for the navy blue airline blanket. Pity, for I had an unofficial formula for choice of shoes that was very accurate. I also noted with great interest the peculiar gold ring on his little finger, too small for a proper ring finger but definitely a master piece copy of an ancient Colombian or Aztec design. It had to be a copy for the original should surely belong in some museum. Who was he? He would make an excellent study, or did I mean a date? One thing was sure-the gut feeling that our paths would cross again. As it turned out Caleb made the first move, and asked if I would have dinner with him when I was done lecturing? It was his enigmatic almost mysterious appeal that made me promise to call, and he in turn promised an unforgettable experience and a view to die for.
Chapter 4

‘The unforgettable experience’ began with a limo ride and the crisply suited chauffer asking,
“May I take your luggage Miss?” Was I dreaming? Slowly the rear window wound itself down. I peered inside, “Caleb?” I enquired looking at the chauffer.
“Mr. Worthington,” the chauffer announced. Mr. Worthington? Was that his name? Come to think of it he never said much about himself other than his phobias. I made a mental note to ‘Google’ him.
“Thanks for my ride.” I muttered more to myself, feeling like a teenager. Caleb dismissed my gratitude with something of a complement,” Some lecture,” he was there? Why?
Oddly enough none of this felt weird. I in this limo, with a guy I’d barely met. I am a girl with strong convictions, who reads signs, and believes in omens. Mom had always warned us girls of the ‘Menehune’.
“They are little tricksters who want to get little girls like you,” she’d warn us. There after followed a long list of places prohibited in the dark, and ended with all the various forms they could adopt. If only Maku, (my pet name for my mom) could see me now, I wished, with a gentrified Menehune from San Francisco, in his designer suite and limo. My chuckling aloud was causing Caleb to look confused. Much embarrassed of my talking head, I offered him a diluted version of my mom’s island one.
“Menehune! Eh? Is that who you think I am?” Did I detect a hint of Canadian accent just then? Distracted by my new piece of the puzzle, I tried to apologize. None necessary he replied graciously and with remarkable authority was making further arrangements with someone equally efficient on the other end of his blue tooth. Blue tooth -that too was funny, for Menehune had big yellow teeth, may be here, they were blue, and wore designer suits! My imagination was taking flight again.
“I took the liberty of cancelling your hotel for the whole weekend,” someone was saying…. Why? I really must pay attention! Besides how did he know where I was staying? There it was! He was my mom’s Menehune! I decided. But if he was, where were the signs? And why was I not freaking out?

Chapter 5
We had left the city behind, crossed over the Golden Gate Bridge and now climbing up a steep narrow path to the Headlands. The view on all sides was to die for. Careful what you wish for, I was making mental notes again.
“You are lucky that we have no fog yet” Caleb was informing, “It is impossible to see the beauty of the skyline in the fog.” Don’t jinx it, I wished. But, he continued with a new warning, it might be foggy on the other side of the tunnel. There! The jinx was in place. We had entered a whole new world. Fog was bellowing up and over the steep hills, and what was twinkly and romantic, was hellish in a flash. I couldn’t see outside the window, in the dim interior light only my concerned face stared back at me. A mild panic started to rise in my stomach. I noticed, that Caleb’s bright disposition had also altered into a somber- No, in to a distant almost remote one.
What had I done? I questioned myself in horror. Please God send me a sign I begged.
“You might want to make any last phone calls…,” Caleb was warning,
“Regular cell phones don’t work well up here.” Shocked and panicked, all I could mutter was what did he mean? Almost coldly he informed that a large mountain blocked his reception and to the west was the vast ocean. Shutting my eyes and my thoughts, I fell back in my seat.

Chapter 6
“Leilani…Dr. Campbell!” someone was calling me, feebly I responded yes to that sign. I felt a reassuring grip on my hand, to that, my response was much more positive.
“Are you o.k.?” The chauffer turned around and welcomed “Mr. Worthington and Miss”. I guess he felt obliged to add, as an after thought. Then he opened his window and was doing something outside. Paying the trolls their dues for crossing their bridge- my talking head commented. May be he has a moat with albino Caymans and gnomes that patrol his grounds, talking head was working overtime! What else? I wondered. A tower perhaps, for me to be captured in, a loom maybe for me to weave on? May be we’ll be greeted at the door by his very own Igor! My stomach had made its way up to my throat.
No such luck with Igor. I was met at the door by a most homely “Sra. Eva” She introduced herself. The chauffer had brought my things to the door; Caleb promised to meet me for dinner in half hour and had promptly driven off. I didn’t care where to.
Refreshed by the luxurious bath and curious of my surroundings, I wandered through the monochromatic lounge. Sr. Ricardo the butler I presumed had poured me my choice of wine, with great expertise, flare. So, all was good in my world, at least for now.
I wandered to the enticing bookshelves. There was an eclectic collection of books and artifacts, I noted. If Caleb had read even half of these, he’d make an interesting conversationalist, I calculated. There were golden coins, as though they had just been unearthed from an archeological dig. Exotic Chinese theatre masks, a wild collection of Masai Mara spears, a Native American- most likely a Navajo or Hopi papoose and a South American woman’s bust (complete with: clothes, black hat and real hair!). I would be in true paradise, but it felt like there were eyes everywhere, watching. I attributed it to the glass windows and the pitch black darkness outside. Suddenly, I spotted a huge hand painted silk scroll on a stark white wall as though pulled by a giant magnet, I ran to it. The depiction, I looked on with great delight, was that of the ancient Japanese legend of “Issun –Boshi (The One Inch Boy). I should know, for it was one of my most favorite folk legends.
Issun-Boshi was born an inch tall-his adoptive elderly parents adored him and never treated him any differently. He makes his marks by protecting a princess that he was supposed to be a companion of, for he could not be her body guard. The princess destroys his spell by the mallet of the fleeing ogre,, and Issun-boshi grows to a normal size, together they lived happily ever after.
Lost in my thoughts I had not heard the butler approach and jumped as he announced dinner.
Where was Caleb? ….
Chapter 8
He was already seated at the head of the table, as I took the seat to his left. Sra. Eva and Sr. Ricardo the butler took their places to his right. Odd, that the house keeper and the butler would be given such liberty.
I had a lot of questions: what did Mr. Worthington do for living, where was he getting all this money from, where did he buy all the antiques and did he know the story on the scroll? I have to Google him as soon. The older couple ate mostly in silence, choosing to nod, I loved the way the signora would burst in to a “Hay Dios Mio!” occasionally. My convictions of the man called Caleb being well read was accurate, he happened to know a lot of my field and much more. He seemed to share a bond quite unique with the older couple, and more than once I noticed the signora gazing at him as though he was her favorite poodle. Perhaps they were not his housekeeper and butler? The cliché of how the time flies when…… had never been more true.
Chapter 9
In the privacy of my room, I prayed that my ATT card worked and fired up my lap top. Throwing on my orange with red Hawaiian leaf print muumuu, I jumped on the bed with great excitement I started to Google ….
Caleb: meant Love (interesting), Eva: meant Life giver (very interesting), Ricardo: meant powerful (very, very interesting again). Who were they? And how were they all connected? New pieces to find I added to my growing list.
With even more excitement I typed the name: Caleb Worthington – nothing! What? It had to be there… there had to be a something… Relax, I told myself… Be methodical…With great irritation I undid my braid, I thought better with my hair flowing…
“You look like Pele”- (Goddess of fire, lightening, dance and rarely mentioned- violence) my mother always said of me like that. I felt powerful like her too, as though I could channel her energy.
Start again: Worthington … now, go brush your teeth- it’ll be done by the time you return. I looked around as I brushed monotonously. The shiny glass of the window made it look like I was in an aquarium. I was staring back at myself, everywhere I looked, so why did it seem that I was being watched by…. Not fairies of the forest, most likely the ghouls and the banshees... Yah! Right!
To my dismay there were 357 entries found! It was going to be a long night I predicted. Sinking down on the comfy downy comforter, I started with the first, then second….. After the 200th unrelated Worthington, I needed a fresh approach I decided. In my field one of the best resources for families was obituaries. He must have had parents for god’s sake. I waited for the website to appear …
“Aawooo, aawooo… one, then two, were they the dogs? Or, were they wild coyotes? I felt the hairs on the back of my neck rise. I skimmed on in the archives, and was almost in the sixties…..And then a glimmer of hope! Maybe…
Just a brief, “Memorial services for the Hon. Charles C. Worthington were held at the Exploratorium gardens, following his tragic and untimely passing. Attended by most of North America and Canada’s prominent archeologists and celebrities, it was more a celebration of his life than a funeral. Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret, third cousin of the gentleman, eloquently, at times tearfully, eulogized him. ” The wild dogs or coyotes were getting very restless, or were they getting closer…. I checked the lock on my door and realized too late that there were no curtains to close on my oversized panoramic windows. Could they break in through them? This time the shiver ran down my spine.
Could this be my link? But there was no mention of a wife, son, daughter or anyone else in the family. I’d have to do a bit better so; I typed in the search column of the London times/archives, and hit return. A loud clap of thunder rumbled through the hills, or was it my imagination? As rain drops of a tropical storm, the words were spilling on the screen, and the first of the rain drops hit my window, Oh god! Here it was!

Chapter 10

The headline read: “Great Britain mourns the tragic death of the Hon. Charles C. Worthington, third cousin to Her Majesty the Queen”. With great curiosity I read on, “His private plane that he loved to piloted may have hit a patch of stormy weather on the Andes on route to an archival dig In Peru. He is believed to have been travelling with a small entourage of researchers all believed to have perished!”
Just at that time a huge flash of lightning struck nearby, I vaguely noticed it. To some it was a sign that the Gods very angry, to some a blessing.
I read on: Charles C. W. was somewhat of a recluse and not much more is known of his personal life. Due to his Inheritance and movie star looks, many claims were made by the ladies of the upper class, and many a rumor of various affairs floated in the social circle, but none were dignified by his estate.
This did not sound any thing like the man called Caleb downstairs or where ever he was. Phooey, I thought to myself. The storm sounded almost overhead I decided and I loved it. I hit the Google image of Hon. C. C. W. Who ever he was, he had my vote for good looks.
Closing my laptop, I flopped back, day dreaming. I almost envied the socialites that draped themselves on him, I dreamed on, imagining them in great banquet rooms, ballrooms, somehow the vision of him at a dig site was not coming to me. But it said that he was an authority in his field, a black sheep of the family who was all into his work and not into the royal stuff. That would me too, I decided almost falling asleep. The storm was rampaging all around; to me it was like a lullaby to my ears. I wished the Hon. C.C.W. a goodnight… and apologized for… the storm…he encountered and….

Chapter 11

The anguished scream of someone was unmistakable! … Who? What? Why? Where was I? I lay still trying to focus, if I was on the plane again or was I in an earthquake? What was happening? My cell phone lay dead, staring back at me –black.
I was not mistaken about the scream. The storm was of no help, now it was made me jumpy. A bolt of lightening! And that cry again! What if someone needed help? I wrapped a shawl and carefully stepped out into the hall. Oddly the lack of drapes was letting the lightening illuminate the interior. However, the entire collection of artifacts that had seemed so charming in the museum style lighting seemed sinister and most scary. Lastly, where was I going to? I waited for a sign.
In the eerie hush between the shattering thunders, I heard what seemed like a muted voices…coming from the opposite end of the house I had not toured before. Cautiously I walked, towards it. I was wondering whether to enter a private room, the choice was made for me. All in a flash, there was lightening, crashing thunder, that anguished cry, and I was inside the door.
Chapter
Adjusting to the night light in large adjacent room, I noted that there were curtains in this room. They were drawn shut to keep out the night or the storm I presumed. Another thunder and the light went out!
“Great,” I whispered to my self, “A power outage, in the middle of a storm.” Then my mind went racing to the business on hand- who was crying out for help?
“Hello,” I called out barely above a whisper. No answer. Perhaps I got it all wrong; maybe there was no one here. Carefully with one foot in front of the other I made it to the window. I felt for the pull and parted the heavy drapes a tad. From the tiny sliver of the stormy skies, I could make out a large four poster bed; second bolt showed the outline of… w-h-o was that? Hiding behind the curtains? I thought I saw someone one’s feet. Oh, no! My heart was going to jump out of my rib cage! I had to get out! And fast. I ran towards the door and tried the handle. It was locked! How? It was open a few minutes ago. Who could have done that? Who else was here?
I tried to quiet the chattering teeth. A muffled sound from the bed was a welcome distraction. Gingerly I walked over to the gigantic bed and peered…
“Caleb?” with great relief, I repeated Caleb to myself. Wait! What was he was muttering? Tiptoeing, I tried get closer and bent over him. His hands came up searching, reaching out. Instinctively, I grabbed them in my warm hands in an effort to comfort him. Just then, there was a huge clap of thunder making me jump and Caleb to thrash out, what was happening to him? I threw myself on him and squeezed my eyes shut, in an effort to shut out his nightmare. Could I do that for him and me? Or would this be a mistake! I could feel his tension flooding out of him and unfortunately into me…. What was I experiencing?

Chapter 12

Those alarming bells and whistles again…I could barely see, there was smoke! No! It was something else. The droning sound of the twin engines and the cockpit warning lights were flashing in some sort of demonic orchestration.
The pilot next to me was speaking to me in a soothing rich voice. He spoke in Spanish, why? Who was I and who was he? Why were we in trouble? Questions again! All I knew was that I soon I will have answers.
Now in a curiously intimate gesture, the pilot was reaching out for my hand in the fog, no clouds! Yes it was clouds! He was slipping something on my frozen ring finger. I felt his warmth on the inside surface, its weight but could not see a thing! Tears were streaming down my face as I clutched the metal and ran my fingers on the etchings on the surface. The plane was now plummeting ominously; the bells and whistles had changed their tune, as if defeated by fate, or had the pounding blood in my ears had silenced them. The only constant in this madness was the soft voice of the pilot-“Mi Amor” he was calling… me? His hold on my newly ringed fingers, strong and compelling, forcing me to stay alive, “Adios, Cara Mia,” he lifted my chilled fingers to his freezing lips, the inevitability of the impending doom was stirring violently in the pit of my stomach. Fingers intertwined, we were beyond any prayers now…..

Chapter 13
Amidst the burning wreckage, I lay numb and cold, I felt nothing. The reassuring grip was gone. I started to sob: for the broken people around me, for a journey I would never complete, for the man who had called me his love, for the man who had given me the exotic ring for the man lay dead in my lap, for me and my curse…
But wait! Slowly the heat was returning. I was being cradled in a comforting embrace, being spoken to in the same tongue as the dead man. But the dead did not return?
“Unless they had unfinished business!” my mother would say.
The breathing next to my ears was less erratic now, and the heartbeat less pounding, but the grip on my hand remained tight. Whatever had caused his nightmare earlier seemed to have passed on like the storm. There were still a few hours of sleep I could snatch.
Feeling woozy with sleep deprivation, comfy in that humongous bed, and content with his restful condition, I turned to cuddle Caleb. And that was when it struck! Like the lightening bolt from trident of the gods!
My heart had stopped beating and the blood had curdled in my veins- for I was hugging only half a man!
No legs! Or so it seemed. How could it be? How could someone so handsome and dignified be only half a man? My brain was on over drive. I had spent so much time with him and failed to notice something so fundamental? True panic started to rise in my throat, or was I going to throw up I had to run, and I ran…

Chapter 14

“Mija, are you o.k.?” Trying to escape Caleb’s room I ran straight into signora Eva, One look at me in the early light of the pre dawn, she knew I needed rescuing and fast.
Deep under the covers of her bed and an all too welcome cup of mint tea, I listened to her soothing voice…
It had been a great surprise when Caleb had announced that he was going to bring a lady friend to dinner at home, not only that she was going to stay a few days. He was not short of “company” mind you, she had said, but he had never brought anyone home before. She admitted that like most mothers, she had argued the “virtue of it” due to his “special circumstances”-there! It was the first mention of it I noted.
Difficult as it seemed for her to speak about it; she continued in a calm and quiet voice,
“For sooner or later Lil, you would find out for yourself.” How I wondered, did she know my nick name?
Caleb had mentioned that he would talk to her, but the impending storm had unnerved him. He hated storms and flying; they gave him nightmares- even now. Oh, how she knew about that!
He had spoken of her ever since their flight back and bought tickets to her lecture, and had called Eva excitedly to say that they were on their way.
Then, Eva did the most unexpected- she asked Leilani outright, “Do you have any feelings for him, mija?” she went on- as long as it was not outright disgust, she hoped, she’s ok with that. How could she be so frank?
I admitted to her, I did not hate anyone, leave alone someone as fascinating and enigmatic like Caleb. Either the tea was laced or I had gone bonkers. Like all mothers, she was looking out for her son.
Eva seemed relieved and shifted a little, “His real name is Charles Worthington, The Third.” No wonder! That, there was no Caleb Worthington on Google- my mind was computing. She continued on, that she was not his biological mother, but I probably knew that. I felt her hurt in that confession. But her pride returned, as she declared that she was the only mother he had known. I braced for the rest which came fast and furious.
Eva had first met Caleb’s mom, amongst the burning rubbles of an airplane. Eva’s tribe’s people were first on the scene of the wreckage where they lived on the terraced terrains of the Andes Mountain. Oh god! I exclaimed in silent horror: I knew the story! Or part of it at least.
Badly hurt, Carmen, his mother (so that was her name) was the sole survivor. So Eva’s parents being the tribe’s shamans had brought Carmen to their home and nursed her to health. Carmen had died a few months later after giving birth to a baby boy. Eva being the only female child in the family had become his caregiver. Caleb was a name given to him by his dying mother at his birth. Carmen was from the city and educated, she looked like a Goddess from the skies Eva shared. In those few months the girls had become very close and shard many secrets Eva remembered with a smile. She did not know much about her husband, only that he had loved her with all his being, but he had been killed beside her, and she wore his old Aztec gold ring- probably belonged to a royal. Carmen had wished it be given it to Caleb, when came of age. So she did know of the ring!
She had raised Caleb as her own, till “they” had found him and things had changed. Charles’ family had insisted on moving him to the city for education they had said, so Eva and her love Ricardo had moved with him. Even at the age of five, he had refused to go without them- she recalled with a choking voice. They had lived in many countries, and travelled to more countries than she could care to remember. Her voice was starting to fade now- so I offered her some tea, and we both absorbed what we now knew.
She had shared so much, I felt obliged to share a little too. I told her of how we had met on the plane, and how I had a vision the first time and every time we had touched. She just sipped her tea, I had a feeling she knew more than just that.
Disarmed by her warmth and love for Caleb, I brought up the events of last night. She just listened on.
I explained how I had tried to research his family line, and how I knew of his father. I purposely kept my visions from her- at lest for now. But at some time I had to bring up the whole anatomical issue!
Cautiously, I made one last assessment of her before plunging into the most private of all issues: absence of his lower extremities. What happened?
She waited, staring into her tea cup, twirling the leaves absentmindedly. I too waited holding my breath. Then it came slowly.
Carmen had been injured badly, and was not expected to live. Eva’s mother had asked her for one last wish the night she thought would be Carmen’s last.
“Save my unborn child,” she had begged. Take my life and give it to him, she used say. It took all the sacrifices and offerings her people to keep Carmen alive those last few months. As her condition worsened, hope faded for the unborn. And then one stormy night, Carmen, burning with fever, had given birth to a male child. Eva and her mother were the only two by her side at the time-therefore it had been easy to keep the secret. Eva’s mother had chanted her prayers through the whole ordeal. Now that Carmen had a few breaths left, she was going to let her enjoy her baby –even though he was not perfect. That night at least the village people had rejoiced at the miracle, for no one had expected him to live a few more days than his mom and then it would be all over.
But Caleb had proved everyone wrong. He had not only lived more than a few days, he was a living proof that he could do any thing he chose to. He had risen, like a ‘Phoenix from the ashes’ I thought.
As a child Eva had carried him in a papoose. Later he had lifted himself on his arms, every where (I know I have held those calloused hands). Spirits had made him unbreakable and the love of the village nurtured him through all the adversity. Now he was educated beyond any expectation and used prosthetic limbs. His inherited wealth, he used for kids like him all over the world. He was recognized all over the world for his generosity and philanthropic work. He was like a kid had once written in his thank you note she summarized, “An angel with a pot of gold.” I think she meant a “Leprechaun” I thought correcting her legend sleepily.
She must have sensed my fatigue and promptly shoved me down on the cloudy pillows. I had not even touched them and the light went out.

Epilogue
I had dreamt vividly – Leprechauns, Gnomes and Menehunes all came out dressed in their fineries. They were going to a garden party. Under a rainbow on a throne at the top of a long table was Caleb. He wore a Cape, a crown, his designer suite and shiny shoes. Eva and Ricardo were at the top of the table with him. As for me, I was content to have a place at the opposite end to Caleb. How far we had come from that fated flight to the main land I recollected twirling the antique gold ring that I wore now, knowing that our curse had finally lifted.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

13 Days 13 Shorts: Demons

Tired of brilliant writing? Too bad! Today's short is from... well there's no other way to introduce but through his name. Steven. Ray. Morris.

DEMONS (HEY JOSEPHINE) by SRM

It had only been a few weeks after the incident. A young girl named Josephine Elle, just barely out of high school in the small community of Anaheim Hills, was found DROWNED in the town’s reservoir. It was ruled, inconclusively, a suicide.
No one had any reason to believe it was suicide, but no one had any reason to believe she was murdered. This was a small town after all and everyone liked Josephine. She was a diminutive girl, bordering on mousey. Her hair was straight and light brown, bordering on blonde. She seemed to be always on the cusp of something, like she wanted to speak, but didn’t know the right words.
Anyway she was dead and everyone, whether you knew her or not, seemed pretty broken up about it. It was a fragile community, only knowing snippets of the outside world. It was a suburban community, product of a master plan project in the late 60s. Everything was still new, still on the cusp of becoming something other than just another “suburb.”
Although he didn’t know her, at least, didn’t know her directly, Daniel Grey was intrigued by her tale. He was a songwriter and a storyteller and thus saw an opportunity. And no, this wasn’t some slam-bam cash-grab Hollywood-type of takeover; Daniel was an “artist” and saw in Josephine’s story more than it probably more than it was in reality. So he wrote a song about it.

Here are the lyrics:

“Hey Josephine”

Hey Josephine, you were the best in town
Hey Josephine, why did you reach for the ground?
Hey Josephine, your heart reached for the sky
Hey Josephine, no one can ever know why…

Was the air too hot? Did you suffer in your skin?
Were you feeling trapped? Did the demons crawl within?
Did you have a fever and did you cure it with a swim?
Why did you go? Why didn’t we listen?

Hey Josephine, you were the best in town
Hey Josephine, why did you reach for the ground?
Hey Josephine, your heart reached for the sky
Hey Josephine, no one can ever know why…

I sit here writing trying to figure out this mess
A beautiful girl who thought there was nothing left
How do you try to make this make sense?
It can’t be done without any consequence

Hey Josephine, you were the best in town
Hey Josephine, why did you reach for the ground?
Hey Josephine, your heart reached for the sky
Hey Josephine, no one can ever know why…

The song had a simple folksy melody, buried in a bit of reverb Daniel felt befitting of the material. He rocks out a bit on the harmonica on the end. It adds a little extra passion and a little punch. Whether it was great or merely good is still up for debate; the point being, local radio stations latched onto it and played it ad nauseam.
Our society likes to embrace tragedy so tightly we still haven’t recovered from the trauma of our own conception. Daniel didn’t know Josephine, but he felt he had tapped into the “thematic character of her being.”

Boy was he wrong. Sort of.

Josephine Elle did not go quietly into the night surrounded by fish and faltering oxygen bubbles. See she was most certainly on the edge. Within this quiet girl lie dormant a frustrated woman, and in this small town that hardly gave her a chance, she fucked with them in the worst way. Then that Daniel kid had to go and ruin it with his damn song. She thought.
Halloween night seemed like the best opportunity she thought to herself as she wandered through the streets looking for Daniel’s house. She could feel his sensitive spirit. She passed by children and their pounds upon pounds of candy and their ridiculously cute costumes. For all they knew she was in costume too. She could hear his goddamn acoustic from miles away.
She appeared through the wall of Daniel’s room, through his Bob Dylan poster. He was scribbling notes in a journal. “I wonder whose death he’s taking advantage of next,” she thought smirking to herself. He hadn’t noticed her yet.
“Hey asshole,” she said. He looked up startled at the floating corpse of Josephine Elle. He fell off his bed and threw his journal against the wall. The guitar hit the carpet with a clang. She grinned, satisfied he had wet himself, metaphorically anyway.
“It’s you!...Josephine…what…are you…doing here?” Daniel stuttered as he picked up his guitar. She crossed her arms and said coarsely, “How dare you presume what happened to me or what my life meant!”
“You…heard my song?” stammered Daniel. “Don’t be fucking cute, it’s playing everywhere in this goddamn town,” exasperated Josephine.
She paced around Daniel’s room dripping ectoplasm onto the plethora of guitars, ukuleles and keyboards. “Eeesh, watch out for those, some of them are rare and old!” cried Daniel as he wiped his instruments with a towel. “Hey! I’m a fucking Demon Daniel,” she grabbed him by the collar. She noticed he had slight erection. “Fucking weird,” she dropped him to the floor.
“What? I can’t help it, you’re really cute,” said Daniel innocently.
“Gee thanks,” she replied cynically.
“What are you doing here anyway? Are you trapped in this world because you have some unfinished business or….” Daniel grew excited at a theory grabbing Josephine by the wrists, “Were you murdered and did you come to me to get the truth out?”
“Oh, no, I wasn’t murdered or anything.” She paused, “To be honest, I don’t really know what’s supposed to happen.” She glided onto Daniel’s bed next to him.
“Why…did you kill yourself?” gulped Daniel.
She sat there for a moment staring at him and his dough-eyed naïve eyes. “Well, it certainly wasn’t for any the reasons as romantic as you describe in your song,” she sighed, “I just felt trapped in this bubble, but I don’t think I was going on to anything greater.”
“They said you didn’t leave a note or anything, no clues,” Daniel looked down at his feet, “It just seemed that maybe you were over this whole thing.”
Josephine’s eyes glow for a moment, “You know, maybe that’s it. I didn’t go down to the reservoir with any plans to kill myself; I just wanted to go for a swim. Somewhere in the middle of that lake, I didn’t try anymore and I just let go.”
Daniel thought she had given him a way out, “Maybe, we all just need to let go of the things that frustrate us in life,” He looked at her, then his guitar. He started to get up.
“Oh no boy, you ain’t getting off that easy,” She put her arms on his shoulders,

“You’re coming with me.”

The end.

Monday, October 26, 2009

13 Days 13 Shorts: Killer Potatoes

Welcome to the week leading up Halloween! This has been an extremely exciting last few days and reading these shorts has been nothing short of horrific joy. Just to give you an idea as to how this all came together, the writers chose the spooky subjects for their stories from a list that ranged from typical choices such as vampires to really out there ideas like... oh for example: killer potatoes. My very good friend Evan Koehne picked killer potatoes and ever since I personally have been highly awaiting the lovechild of this festival and such a ridiculous topic to write about. And let me just say, it was worth the wait. Without further ado:



THE GRUESOME AND UNWHOLLY TALE OF THE KILLER SPACE POTATOES!!! by Evan Koehne

Perhaps you have heard of a story so juicy
With bad B-movie effects no lover of film would ever go to see,
Called Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
While that legends a lark, a nonsensical farce
Read along for a story with a little more starch;
Harken to the Gruesome and Unwholly Tale of the Killer Space Potatoes!!!

A short word of caution: if you are a person quite queasy
And horror and gore stimulate your gag reflex quite easy
Leave now or hold you peas, forever.
For this yarn of murderous space-alien mayhem
And the many side dishes that go so well with them
May turn vegetables into a most unwholesome endeavor.

'Twas long ago when Potatoes descended from the stars
Some say they came from Venus, others from Mars
But what is certainly known is their cunning and deception was bold.
They came long before man, riding meteor showers
Towards the earth they would one day devour
Little did we know our actions on them would be visited on us tenfold.

They landed many in the Land of Ire,
Observing humanity was their one desire,
In patches and gardens they did survive.
Though many were eaten
They could not be beaten
Killing one was like swatting one bee from the hive.

The potatoes were a race full
Of the most wise and the graceful
Asked to pass judgment upon all human kind.
But the humans were wasteful,
And to the spuds, seemed distasteful;
But they were merciful and pitiful for a very long time.

The battles we kept waging,
And the wars kept on raging
With us unaware of the taters that we sickened.
The spuds understood
A slow death would be good
"Make them suffer so they will see they are wicked."

It was potatoes who killed our most beloved brothers
Covering up by framing innocent others
Ghandi, Lincoln, and Martin Luther among us they killed.
By taking down the best of us
they hoped to best the rest of us,
But even then the insatiable urge for evil we still had not filled.

"That's It," they said in unison, "We gleefully decree
The only thing to cleanse this planet is an all-out killing spree."
So on the day that they snapped and took their stand,
Potatoes gathered, glass shattered,
Little feet ceased to patter; nothing mattered---
For the time of the Spudtotcalypse was at hand.

They took forks and knives and ate people alive
From all of humanity they seeked to derive
The same mad pain we had inflicted upon the earth and their brothers
They ate us on kabobs of sishes
Made all of us crap right in our britches
The hearty ones in vats of wine they smothered.

Terror reigned in the streets of all metropolitan areas,
New York, Paris, Los Angeles and the Bay Area,
Seriously, it was like something out of Cloverfield.
Even Petersville, Virginia was not spared,
All the quaint townsfolk running around scared
Their candy-worn bodies freakishly tenderized and peeled.

Blood ran through the malls, the skies, and the fields
The very few survivors would never quite heal
Crying out to what Gods they had left and kneeling in piety.
The Spuds used their ray-guns, even AKs and bazookas,
And on many occasions decided to nuke us
Our own belov'd weapons the downfall of our illustrious society.

And finally, to leave satisfied,
They flew out in their spaceships and fixed their eyes
On our planet before stuffing it into a creamy Shepard's Earth Pie
They baked the whole world in their intergalactic space cooker
Cooked it till light-golden brown, then ate us for supper,
They made absolute sure every last one had died.

Then they stole off into the far dark reaches of space
And a newly cleared void with nothing in it's place
Wondered why it wasn't spinning, like it should have been.
And just think how disappointing the fate of the world is,
That despite all our knowledge and innovative inventions
Some fucking potatoes got us in the end.

I know what you're doing. You're saying,
"That's bull! I won't believe you!
Because it hasn't happened yet and that can't be true!"
You say it's not true, fine, that's your opinion.
But I suggest you just wait and see.
For just because it isn't true now,
Doesn't mean it won't be.

-Brett Whiltmann, From Some Distant Planet
Year 2343, 125 A.S. (After Spudtotcalypse)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

13 Days 13 Shorts: Ghosts

I hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday! During this calm before the festive storm, here's my good friend Sabir Pirzada's short about ghosts. I am so excited about the different formats and styles that are occurring in this year's 13 Days, and this short is by no means an exception. Enjoy this mind bending read!

GHOSTS by Sabir Pirzada

It’s all a blur, really. I remember dying and then seeing my mother, or maybe it was the other way around. I think there was a knife. Someone shouted. There was red everywhere.

“Who are you?” a familiar voice said, though I couldn’t hear it. I sensed the thought nearby yet impossible to reach.

I attempted to speak the words but I had no voice. “My name was Adam,” I wanted to say.

“Stop shouting,” the voice said. “I can hear you just fine. Now, tell me plainly why you are here.”

“I am here precisely because I don’t know why.”

“But then, you do know.”

“Hmm… I suppose you’re right.” This contradiction put me at ease. I felt a calm wave of acceptance take me in. No sooner had I found solace than I had been thrust upon a dark and dangerous place. They called it “earth.” It was home to me once, years ago. Now, it was a prison.

The sun was too blinding, so I always hid in the shade until night. Then I was free to roam wherever I pleased. The best times were when the morning fog would roll in, and the sun would be pleasantly blocked so that I could see the world as it was meant to be seen, small and empty.

As I knew I had to, I went to visit my mother. She cowered in fear at the sight and sound of me, though there was nothing to see or hear.

“…Adam?”

“Yes, mother, it is I.”

“What do you want?”

“Nothing. I am here and always will be here with you like a good little son.”

“Please, Adam, leave me in peace.”

“Like you left me in pieces?” I was not sure of the truth or accuracy in my accusation, but I felt no guilt. I felt nothing, save the coldness of my own presence.

Suddenly the red came back. I held the knife and my mother was the one shouting. She told me to take my own life, or perhaps she told me not to. Then, like a fog, the memory faded.

My mother closed her eyes, hoping I would leave. Her son entered. I couldn’t remember his name. He saw and heard nothing, which was as it should have been with him.

“Mother, is everything all right? I heard shouting. Abel was frightened.”

“And what of your other mother?”

“I know not what lies in the hearts and minds of women.”

“No matter. Tend to your brother, then, and think nothing of me.”


We were again alone. Curiosity violently overtook my essence.

“What am I, Mother?” At this, Mother began to weep.

“You are nothing, Adam. Just a ghost left to haunt me. Without purpose, form or matter, you simply are.”

“Why?”

“Because the time is not right yet, and I have no more use of you until then.”

“Will you at least, then, grant me company until that time arrives?”

At this, the son entered once more, carrying the red on his fingers.

“Mother, why are you crying? Is it because of me?”

“No, of course not. You are my son. My reasons for crying are my own, but tell me, why do you carry the red on your fingers?”

“I am as you made me.”

“Indeed.”

A fog arrived. With its disappearance, I was no longer on earth or anywhere else. A presence loomed within me or about me.

“Who are you?” I asked. He attempted to speak the words but he had no voice. “My name was Abel,” he shouted without a voice.

“Stop shouting,” I said. “I can hear you just fine. Now, tell me plainly why you are here.” Thus began Mother’s recurring nightmare. She wept often.

As for me, I lie here with Abel and others, condemned to the darkness and the fog, forever lurking.

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Saturday, October 24, 2009

13 Days, 13 Shorts: Zombies

Hello! We are exactly a week away from Halloween which means 7 great shorts, including this chilling chapter by the brilliant Imran Najam, our youngest writer yet. But enough of me talking, I'll let him introduce his short.

Okay, so this is my zombie short, and as you can see, it is short. But that's becuase I split it into two parts, and the second part is continuing in my vampire block, even though I wanted to make a comedy about Twilight, I think continuing the serious story will be good. It may not be that good, but just wait and see in the continuation. (Sorry it's a little late) Here it is:

ZOMBIES by Imran Najam

I crouched down as a fragment grenade blew the ground next to me. I tried to reach my arms up, to grab the flesh that my body ravenously ached for, and only to realize I had no arms. I continued running, driven by my hunger and attacked the first man I saw. He clutched his throat as blood splattered over his hands, and fell to the concrete floor screaming in affliction. I advanced my rampage with a new comrade, striking everything we saw living. Our progression stopped when I stepped over a landmine obliterating our bodies to bits. In the last few moments of consciousness, the craving for meat and blood slowly died down, and I fell into a deep slumber. Death.

The man woke up breathing heavily and drenched in cold sweat. He rubbed his chest through the plastic bio-suit and his rubber gloves. He marked an X on the calendar next to him, dating August 6th 2012, got up off the scratchy cot he had been lying on and sluggishly walked to the computer monitor, hooked up to one of the latest “biological warfare technology.” The five screens showed the heart rate of each “experiment” though they were well into the “release” period, as their government had called it. The five monitor feeds matched each corresponding containment unit. Their new form of warfare was simply a virus, spread through human activity, set through five stages to destroy towns to entire civilizations. A new popup appeared; this one was of people outside the door requesting entrance. The man clicked yes and a squad of the government’s Tactical Defense Unit entered through cold metal sliding gate. The man looked up and sighed.

“Finally! You’re here. Good, good. As you all know this is cla-“

“Classified. Yes.” The squad leader nodded and showed the man his badge.

“We’ve already been pre-briefed on what we are about to see, but please show us in person.” He and his patrol of men walked up to the first storage tank.

“This is the first, containing a specimen called ‘drone.’ These gather in hordes and simply attack for meat. They are brain dead and can only think of the hunger they feel. The next tank…” The men walked over to the next window.

“Holds what we called ‘crawlers.’ These infected have a very high heart rate and have adapted to climbing walls. Where is it now?...” The scientist started muttering, peering into the unit.

“Ahh there!” He pointed to the top corner of the receptacle.

“Now.. Our next specimen has been affected to even more by our virus. He shows similar symptoms as the Ebola Virus and Marburg Virus. You see that slimy residue on the sides of the tank? That is his vomit. Anyone who comes in contact with this will start to show signs of the first stage of our virus. We like to call the next one our ‘body guard’ although many of us refer to them as ‘bulldozers.’ He is the toughest out of all of the infected, and is very hard to take down.”

The scientist moved to the next container, and started excitedly.

“This is my favorite specimen!” He clapped his hands together.

“We like to call him, the ‘Sage’.” A handsome looking man sat there in a metal chair strumming a guitar. He looked up and winked.

“For some reason, when you use a lot of our virus, it affects the brain area in a positive way. These infected retain their human appearance, though they still hunger for meat once in a while, but they are incredibly intellectual. As you can see, they are the perfect weapon; they blend in with humanity and can control the infected. Now-“

He made a gesture.

“You can take your leave.” The men started to shuffle out of the room, but the leader turned around.

“What are the protocols if you were to be attacked.. by these… these... Zombies?”

“What are you asking?” Replied the scientist.

“Is there an antidote?”

The scientist smiled.

“Of course, of course!”

And gestured again. As the metal gate closed, the scientist unzipped his suit and started to type in the codes to release the seal on the containers.

“But it will never be used.”

13 Days 13 Shorts: Banshees

Hi! Apologies for the late post. No one was signed up for yesterday, but after some last-minute haggling, here is "Banshees" by Mia Resella! Check back again soon for today's story by Imran!

BANSHEES by Mia Resella

In the misty hills and mossy woods
By the Irish town of Kiflyngood
All was calm and well, except one thing:
When Mary would come out and sing.

At night she stepped from Otherworld
(so said the little boys and girls)
Her banshee's song all but enslaved
and sung some sad soul to his grave.

She prophecized when death was near
And haunted dutifully each year,
The families always sobbed and frowned
when lovely Mary came around.

One night a group of tourists came
to take pictures and play drinking games
when in the bar that fateful night
They heard her song of woe and fright.

"What's that?" asked one, his name was Bob,
fat, drunk, and something of a slob.
Dear reader, don't blame him for this--
He worked the entertainment biz.

"Aye, th'banshee's wail," the barkeep said,
The other patrons bowed their heads.
"Ah don't think ye'll hear it fer too long.
'Swhat we like tae call yer final song."

"Remarkable! Ooh, what a treat!
This young woman I must meet!
It's so unique, almost divine!"
Then, panicking, "Wait, is she signed?"

Bob trekked through the woods, checkbook in hand,
He managed some successful bands,
But this one really took the cake--
He drooled and bit at his "big break."

Mary stood by a moonlit creek,
She wailed at the approaching geek,
"Ooooh!" she cried, but she could tell
Her haunting wasn't going well.

"Hallo!" said Bob. "Hey babe, hey doll!
Your singing, it's phenomenal!"
Mary's ghostly cheeks blushed pink--
This was easier than Bob could think.

"Well, ah do git rave reviews,"
said Mary humbly, all P's and Q's,
"They'll follo' me thru fog an' rain,
And ne'er has one lived tae complain."

"It's haunting, tragic, fills a void,
It's like that one song by Pink Floyd!"
The manager was all abuzz,
He pushed aside his budget cuts

and drew a contract on the spot;
Come on, this deal was hot, hot, hot!
She'd be "bigger than Radiohead!"
But by next morning, Bob was dead.

His assistants mourned their passing boss,
As one might mourn a pen they'd lost.
"Wait!" they said to Mary, "Stay!
He left you tickets to L.A.!"

Mary took the tickets, packed her bags,
Said goodbye to her fellow hags,
But the assistants worried that this Irish lass
in the corporate world would never last.

"It's dog eat dog, it's cat eat cat!"
They warned, "And harder still than that!"
But Mary smiled and chuckled ghoulishly,
"Oh, ah think there'll be a vacancy."

Thursday, October 22, 2009

13 Days 13 Shorts: Spiders/Bats/Attics

So in case you are wondering exactly what 13 Days, 13 Shorts is, I'm gonna break it down. Every day during the 13 days leading up to Halloween, an esteemed writer quickly types up a short story inspired by one of thirteen subjects that were posted in our Facebook group. These subjects are your typical Halloween attire: ghosts, goblins, gnomes, so on. All of the writer's are to exercise their creative muscles to bring something new to these typical Halloween topics.

With that said, I hope you are enjoying 13 Days, 13 Shorts and with just a little over a week left to Halloween, we have some fantastic stories coming up. As for today, the spooky subject is spiders/bats/attic. I tried to do what I could to bring a new spin to these three Halloween archetypes but I also had only 10 minutes to write this story because I procrastinated reading about Jewish immigrants running Nickelodeons. None the less, I hope you enjoy and stay tuned for more stories!

And don't be afraid to comment either on the Facebook post or the blog itself!

SPIDERS/BATS/ATTIC by Omar Najam

"I dare you to go in the attic," laughed Craig.

"I double dear you, bro," retorted Darren.

"Bro, if you do that shit, I'll fucking get you fucking anything you want, bro," said Craig.

Darren considered this carefully.

"What the fuck else you gonna do, bro? It's a Saturday and I'm bored as shit, man. Plus, we're out of beer," argued Craig.

"Shit man, if you get me anything I want....fuck, I'll get you any shit you want, man," replied Darren. He put down his bong, shook hands with Craig and they descended from their web onto the floor and continued to scurry under the door to the attic. Craig and Darren had grown up together and, as they bragged at parties to female spiders, they have "been through a lot of shit". For spiders, they were pretty well off. They were currently squatting in a pretty nice house, or "pad" or "sex mansion" as they referred to it, and had ample access to water and flies. Their parents had encouraged both of them to go out into the real world and get a real job clearing up mosquitos in a barn somewhere but Craig and Darren were content living off of family estate. They high-fived each other and adjusted their visors as they crept under the door into the attic.

Craig shielded his 8 eyes as they peered into the darkness. They agreed that what they were doing was "fucking crazy" and that they would get massive layage after they told their friends about this. Unfortunately, this was not going to be the case because by the end of this story, Craig and Darren are going to be dead.

Darren pulled out his lighter and looked around. He saw a scrap of paper rolled up in a corner.

"Hey Craig!" Darren yelled, "check this shit out! Four!"

He pulled one of his front legs back and let it hit the ball of paper with as much force as possible. It flew up into the darkness.

"Haha," Craig chuckled, "golf is so retarded."

"Seriously, man, and your dad is a jerk for trying to get us to play when we were kids."
"My dad's just a jerk in general, bro! He's always on my back about the lamest shit!"
"Not legit, bro."
"Not legit at all, bro."

Their deep conversation was interrupted by the soft pounding of air. They both looked up just in time to see a pair of leathery wings descending upon the pair. Racing against high hell, Craig and Darren sped away from the creature, ducking under a sheet of cardboard.

"What is that bitch's deal, dude?!" asked Craig.
"Man, I have no idea, that was a fucking buzzkill, bro!" replied Darren. "If I see that kid again, I'm gonna-"

The cardboard was lifted as the bat stuck its nose under the sheet and head-butted it upward. Craig and Darren screamed and crawled towards the door.

"What the shit is that, man?! It's like the shit from Cloverfield!" gasped Darren. Craig was about to reply about how much he thinks J.J. Abrams "kicks ass" when the bat shot towards the floor and landed on one of Craig's legs. Craig howled in pain and tried to slide out from under the bat's foot.

"CRAIG!" bellowed Darren, "BRO!"

Relying purely on adrenaline, Craig pulled his mangled leg from under the bat's foot and hurled himself under the door out of the attic. Darren threw a string of web at the closest surface and the two huddled in a corner of the floor.

"Shit, bro! I thought you were done-zo!" sighed Darren.
"Shit was crazy, Bro," agreed Craig, "did you get that shit on video?"

Darren held up his iPhone. The video was being uploaded to YouTube as they spoke.

"Come on, bro, let's get some ice from the freezer so your leg stops bitching out," suggested Darren. Craig nodded and they made their way towards the hall.

Suddenly a shoe came down onto the two spiders. A 4-year-old blonde child looked down at the splattered bodies under his sole and cried Yuck! After a few seconds, he grew bored and went and made faces in the mirror downstairs as his mother searched for sprinkles for her Halloween cupcakes.

A funeral was held for Craig and Darren. Both of their families were catholic so it wasn't that difficult to combine both services. A scholarship was named after both young adults and there were a few candle lit vigils to end such senseless violence, but the families were never truly consoled.

The scary thing is that two people just died and you don't really care, do you? What does that tell you about yourself, huh? Think about it.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

13 Days 13 Shorts: Werewolves

Building up our spooky steam, here is the 3rd installment of 13 Days 13 Shorts. Today's short is written by the lovely Mia Resella and it is going to take you places you never thought you'd go in a werewolf story. Soon to come are some tales about zombies, demons, ghosts and spiders so stay tuned!

WEREWOLVES by Mia Resella

I had no idea who these men were or why they were chasing me.

I scrambled through the underbrush, weaving in and out of
trees, leaping over rocks and ditches and fallen logs with
tiny spiders living in them, completely unaware of my flight--
I even let the thorns rip at me as I scurried past, not
bothering to change course, wishing the men would follow me
straight through and imagining the little pointed sticks
tearing at their eyes and skin. But they were smart, fast,
and relentless. They shouted foreign-sounding words I barely
understood, as if I would suddenly turn around, stand up, and
regurgitate the gibberish back at them. "What do you want?"
And "Leave me alone!" were two things I'd start with, if I
only knew the language. Maybe Cynthia would know. I'd ask her
tonight, if I ever got home.

At an especially sharp turn I saw my chance and dove behind a
tree, worming my way under the root, hoping they wouldn't see
me. I lay still, panting, out of breath, willing my lungs to
calm down and be quiet. I was bleeding. Not sure why. Truth
is, I didn't remember. I didn't remember any of it: why I was
running, how I'd gotten here, or what had happened to make
these annoying men so loud and offended. My memory had been
failing me lately, and I felt as though someone was stealing
large chunks of my life, but there was nothing I could do.
All I knew was that I woke up on the forest floor, my head
full of fog, and within seconds of consciousness received a
smart whack on the head with a walking stick. It was
embarrassing to think of it now, and I blushed at the thought
of trying to explain.

"Hello? Henry? Come out, Henry!"

The men had stopped running, and started using a few words I
could understand, my name being one, the others I could
barely pick out from the thick accent.

"We won't hurt you, Henry. Come out here."

I almost laughed. I could smell the sulfur and torches. I
wasn't coming out. But one of the tiny spiders living in the
wood became suddenly aware of my existence and had begun
crawling toward my open wound, following the trail of blood.
Without thinking, I exhaled loudly through my nose, sending
the spider flying back home in the wind. But the men must
have been sharper than I thought. A hush fell over them and I
could hear the leaves crunch under their footsteps, closer
and closer.

"Do you remember your parents?" Cynthia had asked me one
night, as we lay curled up under the moon. But I didn't. I
didn't remember them. And from my silence, she knew. "I can
remember mine, but only a little," she admitted sadly. "I
can't even remember their faces. But I know I had them, a
mother and a father."

"A brother," I remembered suddenly. "And an old man. My
father. But I don't know them. I don't know if they are even
alive." Cynthia smiled. This is what I loved about Cynthia, I
could say sad things, and they would only make her smile the
warmest of smiles, because the sad things made us the same.
"You're like me," she said, burying her face in my shoulder
playfully. "No," I had corrected. "You are like me."

A sharp burst of pain interrupted my memory. One of the men
had shoved a torch straight into my hiding place, and the
flames licked at my hair. "Ouch!" I yelped and darted out
from under the then tree now oven. In the forest clearing I
was surrounded by the two men. One was younger and agile, he
held the flame. The other was elderly, he held a rifle but
didn't intend to use it. Instead of lunging at me, the men
began talking again, too fast and too hard to understand.
They rambled on and on, the old one doing most of the
talking. I simply stared, frightened and confused and alone.
I hated these men. I hated their loud voices. I hated their
sounds. I hated their smell. I hated the sulfur and fire. But
somehow something began to stir in my subconscious.

"Now, Henry, we don't want to harm you and you don't want to
harm us. We just want you to calm down and come home with us.
Then we can talk in the morning," the old man said, gripping
his rifle but refusing to point it at me. "We've been looking
everywhere for you. I'm afraid you gave us the slip."

"He doesn't understand you, Dad," insisted the younger,
waving his fire menacingly. Dad? Something was nagging at the
back of my brain.

"Sure he does, don't you Henry? Dig deep inside you." The old
man was nervous. I cocked my head to one side, confused. But
that thing in the back of my brain was still there. I tried
to dig deep. It was becoming clearer and clearer, trying to
tell me something, and suddenly, I remembered:

I was hungry.

Starving, in fact. I lunged at the man, digging my claws into
his chest. I longed for the taste of human flesh. As I sunk
my teeth into dinner (which had somehow fallen right into my
lap) I wagged my tail happily. Hunters had made deer scarce
in the woods, and the farmers had moved their cattle away in
fear. But now, finally, I had plenty to eat. I slopped up the
meat and howled joyously at the sky. In my excitement I must
not have noticed the younger man sneaking towards the fallen
rifle. "You son of a BITCH!" He yelled, swinging the metal
stick into my side. It sent me back a few feet. Back off, I
growled. I'm busy. The man, pale and white and shaky, pointed
the rifle, fired, and missed (of course)-- but I smelled
silver in the bullet. I grabbed a mouthful of whatever I
could carry and decided to disappear into the woods. "Henry!"
He shouted desperately after me. "God dammit Henry! God damn
you!"

It's funny, with all that I am forgetting lately, I recalled
perfectly the last night before I had met Cynthia.

It seemed just a few nights ago. I had woken up to the moon
streaming through an opened window. I was in a cage, a thick
iron cage with a cold floor and humansmell everywhere. I
looked around, bars looming at me every which way, and I
began to panic. How did I get here? Last I remembered, I was
running free and happy in the forest, chasing a rabbit at the
break of day, the funny little burs scratching at my legs and
never the rabbit's. Now, my heart was pounding, my stomach
turning. I smelled old stale sheep's meat laying next to me
and couldn't bring myself to even lap up the blood. This
world wasn't mine.

"H-Henry?" The voice calmed me. I looked up, and through the
bars saw a young human woman, a girl really, looking scared
and frail as the rabbit, with legs as pure and soft. Pretty
young thing, I remembered thinking, my head still in a fog.
"Henry, is that you?" It was then I noticed something
sparkling in her hands. A big, heavy lock. I pushed my snout
against the cage door and it swung open effortlessly; she
must have removed it just prior to me waking up. Now she was
petrified, unmoving. I stepped out of the cage delicately,
eying the girl, growling under my breath, looking for a door.
I knew only that I wanted to leave. I would be quiet, and she
would be quiet, we established with our eyes-- and I would
leave this place. It would have happened that way, too, but
just at that moment a man had burst into the room, shooting
silver bullets from a shotgun into the air. I snarled and
barked madly, darting for the window. The girl screamed and
hurled the lock at me. I snapped at her ankles, her blood was
sweet, and she fell to the floor just as I leapt out the
window. The ground was hard, smooth rock under my paws and
walls were everywhere. This place was stupid, and I was so
hungry. In the distance I could smell the forest and followed
its scent faster than I had ever run before, no one chasing
behind. It was soon after that I met Cynthia in the very same
woods, with her soft silvery coat, howling at nothing. Pretty
young thing, I remembered thinking. Nothing was making sense
in my world, but she wagged her tail and told me she was lost
and hungry. "We'll find meat," I said, and she smiled. I
never told her about the cage. I never told her about the
bullets, or the man, or how one minute I could be happy and
free with her and the next I could wake up in a place I had
never seen before.

I was heading back to her now, with a mouthful of fresh meat.
This would make her happy. She would smell the blood on me a
mile away-- just once I wished I could surprise her. I
wouldn't tell her about the men and their words, and how I
woke up with a blow to the head. Slowly but surely, all of
these things were adding up, these strange happenings and
faded memories, and more and more I felt something was wrong
with me. Why could I understand the humans' words? Why did I
keep forgetting? Why did the woods seem to be in a different
season every night? I felt I was close to something horrible,
and worried Cynthia would rather not be close to it.

"Henry!" I heard her barking and running toward me. "Henry!
We'll eat and hunt! I'm starving! I missed you! Is that an
arm? A whole arm? For me?" She came bounding out of the
underbrush, howling and jumping. I dropped the flesh on the
ground and she gobbled it up, then began licking the drying
blood from my fur. She sniffed me all over, circling and
wagging her tail. But suddenly she stopped. Cynthia was
stronger than me, younger and healthier, and always hungry.
When she was tense I always felt a tingling of fear, a
reminder she could overpower me at a moment's notice. "What's
wrong?" I whimpered submissively. She began stepping
backwards, fear dancing in her eyes. "Henry... there's
something on your back." I, too, smelled it suddenly, and
felt it on my fur. Bits of cloth, some kind of shirt that had
torn and stretched. Only a few patches of it remained, but I
could tell I was... wearing it. I tore at it frantically with
my teeth, ripping it off, and ripping into my own skin in the
process. I didn't care. This thing was wrong. It smelled of
man, but my scent was all over it-- they were one and the
same. I felt tears springing to my eyes but I wouldn't let
them fall, I bit at myself mercilessly until the last of the
garment lay on the ground. I could only stare at it in
horror.

"What was that?" asked Cynthia breathlessly.

"I don't know."

"How can you not know?" She cocked her head to one side,
daring me to tell her I couldn't remember, I hadn't been
remembering, that my world was coming undone every time I
came in contact with a human. I didn't need to tell her. My
silence said so much.

Graciously, she decided to ignore it. She came over to me and
licked my new wounds. She was more gentle than I even knew
she could be. We said nothing, both glad not to be standing
so far away. She pressed her body up against mine and I felt
the feeling returning. She gave me a warm smile, a nice
present considering I hadn't even said anything sad, pressed
her nose up against mine, and lead me into the forest. The
rest of the night we hunted and talked about silly things,
like the little bugs that try to eat the rotting meat if we
don't eat it fast enough. "As if they can beat us," Cynthia
had laughed. We killed a deer and this put us in a brilliant
mood.

That night I lay with her once again under the moon. She
curled up next to me and I felt safe listening to her
heartbeat, feeling her lungs rise up and down. "I wish it
could be like this forever," I told her, nuzzling her fondly.
Sleepy, she nipped at me to stop. "Like what?" she mumbled
grumpily. "Like this," I said. "I wish we never had to fall
asleep. I never have enough time with you." This time she
smiled and bit my ear playfully before burying her head under
her paws. I let her rest a moment, but the thoughts of the
evening still plagued me.

"I love you," Cynthia muttered. I gulped nervously.

"If I were human, would you bite at me?"

"Not in a million years," she said gently, the end of her
sentence dropping as she drifted off to sleep.

"I think you would," I whispered into the darkness. "I really
think you would."

The next evening I felt groggier than ever as I awoke. My
body ached and my eyes were heavy-- and I was hungry. I
stretched and reached over to nuzzle Cynthia but... felt
nothing. I suddenly realized the smells were all wrong, none
that I recognized. My eyes snapped open. I was in a room, a
human room, with walls. I was laying in a bed, unbearably
soft, with blankets and pillows around me. This is Hell, I
thought instinctively. I have died. The nauseating smells of
perfumes crept under the door and into my nose, and somewhere
outside a crowd was screaming. But the pain in my stomach
insisted I was alive. The horrible, gnawing pain.

A knock on the door. "Sir? Sir, are you all right in there?"
A man's squeaky voice. He tried to open the door, but it was
locked. "I heard screaming, and I don't care what you say, I
am opening this door if you won't answer me, sir!"

I growled at the faceless voice. I was in a strange room and
someone had taken my Cynthia away-- and this pain in my
stomach, I could barely stand it...

A key turned in the lock. I felt my body tense. A rather self
important young man stepped in, short and thin, sneering
dutifully in his very official and very moth-eaten uniform.
At the sight of him, I lost all sense of control. His smell
was intoxicating. I was dizzy with hunger, so I devoured him.

The food hit my stomach and, finally, I got some wits about
me. I vaguely wondered if this is how Cynthia felt, being so
hungry all the time. I could finally feel my paws on the
floor, a strange wood. What was this place? I gnawed on the
young man's bones angrily. People were screaming in the hall
now, running about in a panic. I smelled no gunpowder. Mostly
women, children, and old men. I walked through the hallways,
sniffing for a door until I found it, and escaped into the
night air.

Someone is sick. They are playing a sick game on me. And it
is not funny.

I was in a foul mood. My forest was nowhere to be seen. The
air was full of commotion and panic. "Henry!" A familiar bark
found its way to my ears. "Cynthia!" I howled as she came
loping over. "What's going on? Where have you been?" I
demanded. She was limping, blood trickling out of her
beautiful silvery fur. "Are you all right?"

"What were you doing inside?" She barked angrily. "What on
Earth were you doing in there?"

I didn't know. I never knew. And she could tell. I had no
answers for her, except the ones neither of us wanted to
hear. This time, she wasn't ignoring it. She was hurt, and
terrified. "Why are we here? What's wrong with you, Henry?"

It was then she saw the human blood covering my snout, and
softened. "Let's go," she said. "There's lots of meat here.
We'll talk later."

But we would not talk later. Before I could even hear the
gunshot, I felt it. The small cylinder of silver, buried in
my chest, cutting through layers of flesh and organ and bone.
I fell to the ground. Cynthia screamed.

"Henry!" A young man laughed hysterically, holding a long
rifle in one hand and a box of bullets in the other. I
recognized him immediately as the man from the forest who had
shot at me and burned me with a torch. "You little son of a
bitch, I told you I'd get you! You thought you could hide
from me? You are no brother of mine! I will send you straight
to Hell!"

I looked helplessly at Cynthia, but she knew. She saw the
relationship, the recognition, and knew I had been hiding
things from her. She knew I had been with the man before. She
remembered the shirt I tore off in the woods. My failing
memory. And why were we so far from our forest? Why had I
been laying in a bed? She locked eyes with me, afraid. I did
not dare to plead with her. She lingered only a moment, then
ran off into the night, without so much as a goodbye.

"Where's your friend going, Henry? Scared?" The young man
loaded up another bullet as he walked forward, fearless. I
felt the blood oozing out of my wound, pouring like a hidden
river from my chest. The man keep talking, but I could no
longer understand his words. They were foreign and strange. I
was not human, stop talking to me. No part of me is human.
Not anymore. I tried to force my mouth to say something he
would understand, like "Go away" or "Have mercy and let me
die alone in the woods like a good dog," but all that came
out was a whimper. This made the man very happy. He put his
heavy boot on my flank and loomed over me. "Stupid dog," he
said, insane tears in his eyes. Snot poured out of his nose
and he was shaking, shoving the end of the long metal stick
into my gut threateningly, mad little boy without a father.

I didn't care. Everything was gone. Everything was a lie.

I heard the clicking sound of the rifle and prepared to feel
pain, then no pain, then nothingness. Then... I smelled her.

"Augh! Bitch!" The man screamed in agony. She had come back!
Cynthia had come back! She clamped onto his arm fiercely,
teeth sinking straight through, and he fired the remaining
bullets into the night. Cynthia released him and ran to me.
She curled up next to me despite the growing pool of blood.

"I'm sorry," she said.

"I never have enough time with you," I said weakly. She
buried her nose into my fur. "I wish it could be like this
forever. I wish we never had to sleep."

Cynthia smiled. The warmest smile at the saddest thing she
had ever heard. And I felt myself slipping away. I looked at
my legs and saw them transforming, losing their fur, becoming
longer, human legs. My body was disappearing. I was
frightened. I did not want to become ugly.

"It's all right, Henry," cooed Cynthia. "There is nothing
wrong with you. You are perfect."

I curled up as small as I could and grabbed hold of Cynthia,
holding her close. After a while, she stood, licked my wet
nose, and said goodbye. The young man was sniveling on the
floor, clutching his arm and crying hysterically. Cynthia
looked at him, then walked right past, into the shadows. I
had never before seen her let somebody live. She knew more
than I knew. I had no idea who this man was. Who I was. Where
I was. But I was tired, and happy, and I wasn't hungry
anymore.